Tick Tock - Dean Koontz
One of the worst I've ever read, the second worst book I've read by Koontz. Starts off strong, then it turns to crap quickly. Yet again his attempt at writing a quirky female character fails and fails hard. And always with the f***ing golden retriever, God man, it gets old, eventually - and it definitely does in this book.

Unfunny where it should be funny - which it should never have attempted to be, in the first place - and the ending let me pissed and talked down to. The doll-monster should have been the star in this story, but it becomes secondary in this ADD mess. And the terrible puns make me loathe myself for reading them.

Fuck you, Koontz, and I mean it.