One Door Away from Heaven - Dean Koontz
You rage you lose.

A complete piece of bile-riddled shit. I wish I could un-read this, I wish I could have my time back, I wish I could inflict bodily harm on the author of this for what he has done.

Overly-religious, a weird fixation on Golden Retrievers, so anti-Utilitarian that it makes you want to rage, and, most heinous of all, devoid of any good ending. Be prepared to be disappointed if you're simple, or be prepared to be pissed for days at a time if you are possessing of any knowledge of how fiction is supposed to work. Once again, you've fucked me hard, Christians. And you too, dog lovers.

Preachy motherfucker.